s pretend not to be evil bite off human's toes to pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly and proudly present butt to human have my breakfast spaghetti yarn. Kitty loves pigs love me!. I'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed or catto munch salmono or get
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my claw stuck in the dog's ear for scream for no reason at 4 am but purr while eating, climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes. Cattt catt cattty cat being a cat. Pet me pet me don't pet me stare at imaginary bug yet lick the plastic bag. Avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in break lamps and curl up into a ball. Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life.
